Here’s a multiple choice question to kick off your week. You’re given millions of dollars based upon great expectations in your profession; you fail to live up to those expectations and are currently job hunting. Should you:
A. Work hard, schedule a few meetings and try to prove your worth to potential employers.
B. Clean up the resume, but mostly play PS3 and eat Totino’s Pizza Rolls.
C. Get busted for Purple Drank as part of an undercover narcotics investigation.
D. Turkey Sandwich
If you guessed C, you’re JaMarcus Russell.