The Rent is Too Damn High!

Jimmy McMillan is unbelievable.  This hilarious firebrand and his “The Rent is Too Damn High!” Party are bound to shake things up in the NYS gubernatorial race.

“As a karate expert, I will not talk about anyone up here, because our children can’t afford to live anywhere.  Nowhere.  There’s nowhere to go.  Once again – why?  You said it; the rent is too damn high.”

Gawker’s got the video clips.

If you’re wondering why the Idiocratic Post has delved into the world of politics today, here’s the answer.  While McMillan is delightfully refreshing and straightforward amongst a bevy of bullshit politicians, one can’t help but recognize the similarities to Idiocracy President Hector Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho, both in appearance and rhetoric.

The point of this blog is to illustrate how the outlandish concepts in Idiocracy – a silly movie with a ridiculous plot but uncannily accurate details – are coming true before our very eyes.  Last night, we were presented with one of the most blatant examples of true idiocracy to date – the circus that is the NYS gubernatorial race.

On a complete side note, how could anyone possibly consider this prick Paladino?  Does he not disagree with the main American value that all people are created equal?  How is this guy still in the race?

He looks like fucking Beetlejuice!

Even if Zombiedino hadn’t said those terrible things about gays, this guy is liable to drop dead (or come back from it) at any moment.  Isn’t that a concern for New Yorkers?

Back to McMillan/Camacho.  Let’s play a quick game of “Who Said It?”:

Quote A:  I had a hell of a day, man. I would love to put on my website that the Board of Elections can suck my dick, I would love to do that, but I got little children going to my website, I can’t do it, the motherfuckers. I would love to, before every one of them go to bed at night, suckin’ my damn dick. That’s what I’d love to put on my website. Every fuckin’ one of them, you know.

Quote B:  Shit. I know shit’s bad right now, with all that starving bullshit, and the dust storms, and we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings. But I got a solution.

Tougher than you thought, right?  (Answers: A: McMillan; B: Camacho)

If you want more McMillan, check out the “Rent is Too Damn High” Party’s awesomely ‘90s website: http://www.jimmymcmillan.org/

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2 responses to “The Rent is Too Damn High!

  1. Kristen Davis for Governor (Elliot Spitzer’s Madame).

  2. Pingback: Let’s Do the Time Warp | The Idiocratic Post

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