I’m Not Lion To You

Now THIS is something you can really sink your teeth into:

After python, alligator, elk and turtle, Boca Tacos y Tequila turned to a vendor in California to order up something “different”.  The next big thing on their menu: lion meat.

Sounds like your typical, run-of-the-mill, exotic meat PR play, right?  But not all went as planned.  The owners of Boca Tacos y Tequila were forced to select a different mane ingredient after receiving threats from the public.

Meat is Murder!

Do you consider lion to be “questionable meat?”  Should it be on the shady meats list along with squab, puffin and Slim Jims?

Lions eat people all the time.  Why can’t we eat them?  I mean, it’s not like they’re serving HUMAN meat.

Not to worry, though.  If you prefer your tacos to have questionably-sourced protein in them, you need not live in Tucson.

And by the way, this makes it official.  You can literally buy ANYTHING on the internet.


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