It appears we have a new reason to beware the Ides of March.
Despite allegations that their meat is not up to par, Taco Bell is now adding shrimp to their menu.
The introduction of shrimp comes on the heels of the “Taco Bell Meat Saga” – in which the company was called out for the quality of their beef. Isn’t this news alone enough to deter fast foodies from tempting fate?
With this in mind, I’ve created a handy checklist that you should consider before getting Taco Bell:
- Are you at least 12 beers deep? yes no
- Is it 2am or later? yes no
- Are you looking to lose 9lbs in one day from food poisoning? yes no
If you answered “no” to any of the above questions, you should not get Taco Bell.
In related news, Dairy Queen just hit the airwaves and interwebs with their latest achievement in idiocratic advertising – the “Guitar that Sounds like a Dolphin” commercial:
As the astute YouTube commenters have pointed out, this level of randomness is quite similar to recent Old Spice ads (which we covered here). AND, this guy looks like a pervert.
Dairy Queen sucks, and so does their advertising. I can’t understand why anyone would ever eat a cheeseburger from an ice cream shop. Furthermore, I don’t see this jiving with the DQ brand image (!).
Beef Supreme is Editor-in-Chief of the Idiocratic Post