It doesn’t get much more idiocratic than this:
A Radio Shack owner in Montana has upped foot traffic at his Hamilton store by offering free guns for new satellite television subscribers, according to a local paper.
FREE GUNS! They must have run out of free bibles.
But wait, there’s more:
If you don’t want a gat or can’t pass the background check (which the Republic reports is also free with the satellite TV subscription), you can still have a $50 Pizza Hut gift card.
First off, kudos to CNN for using the word “gat.” Second, $50 free Pizza Hut gift card? This promo appeals to NRA members AND fast foodies! Or both:
In related news, the number of “dine-and-ditch” cases at Montana Pizza Huts have nearly doubled….
$50 is probably more than a Montana family makes in a month. Do satellite dishes even work in Montana? I thought TVs out there were like when Budnick and Michael faked being sick and stayed at camp instead of going on the beach trip.
Thanks to you, Montana and Radio Shack, for speeding up the transition to idiocracy.
Couldn’t pass up including this:
Beef Supreme is Editor-in-Chief of the Idiocratic Post.