Shot in the Dark

It doesn’t get much more idiocratic than this:

A Radio Shack owner in Montana has upped foot traffic at his Hamilton store by offering free guns for new satellite television subscribers, according to a local paper.

Photo Credit: CNN

FREE GUNS!  They must have run out of free bibles.

But wait, there’s more:

If you don’t want a gat or can’t pass the background check (which the Republic reports is also free with the satellite TV subscription), you can still have a $50 Pizza Hut gift card.

First off, kudos to CNN for using the word “gat.”  Second, $50 free Pizza Hut gift card?  This promo appeals to NRA members AND fast foodies!  Or both:

In related news, the number of “dine-and-ditch” cases at Montana Pizza Huts have nearly doubled….

Montana is not in Canada

$50 is probably more than a Montana family makes in a month.  Do satellite dishes even work in Montana?  I thought TVs out there were like when Budnick and Michael faked being sick and stayed at camp instead of going on the beach trip.

Thanks to you, Montana and Radio Shack, for speeding up the transition to idiocracy.

Couldn’t pass up including this:

Beef Supreme is Editor-in-Chief of the Idiocratic Post.

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4 responses to “Shot in the Dark

  1. Outstanding! It was the Pizza Hut gift card which did it for me; that kind of classy takes work.

  2. Thx for spending some time to explain the terminlogy to the starters!

  3. hello, good wordpress blog, and an amazing understand! definitely one for my favorites.

  4. You can’t have your cake and eat it.

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