You Stay Classy, CNN.

Apparently, this is news in 2012:

Coming up next, Khloe Kardashian will blow bubbles through a straw.

Beef Supreme

 

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One response to “You Stay Classy, CNN.

  1. “The way your Dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He’d be damned if any slopes were gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy’s birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something. His ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. And then he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you”

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